basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

Anonymous:

 you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Yesterday, we were just children

No one else is going to die. Not for me.

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

xh4le:

greenthepress:

carlboygenius:

We are negligent and we are killing our world.

Powerful images — our actions can (and do) affect something as big as an ocean. 

my heart is breaking

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

patternicity:

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

Harry: My Dad didn't strut!
Snape: lol
Sirius: lol
Remus: lol
Hagrid: lol
McGonagall: lol
Dumbledore: lol
Peeves: lol
Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington: lol
Pettigrew: lol
Voldemort: lol
The Queen: lol
Obama: lol
Jesus: lol
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